My name is Bob, this is my story

I say story, its not actually much of a story at all, don’t get me wrong, its not a dull story, just a short one, after all, I was only put on this earth 3 short days ago and I fear I may not be on this earth for too many more days either.
Its a nice earth to be on, a bit cold, but then that suits me, I like it cold, I’m in quite a pleasant garden too, well, its pleasant until this strange brown beast appears and tries to wee on me, I guess that’s what happens here, in this strange world of yours.

I have family members and friends that are also in gardens at various places, they endure similar things to me, some have to put up with much worse, I guess all in all its not a bad place to be.

I really should make the most of it shouldn’t I, after all, I don’t know how long I have left...........

The train now standing on platform 4

A midweek post that's not quite in the middle of the week.

Still, at least the title, pic and content do have a linkage type thing going on.


I think.........
 
 



Now then, should I break the post down into the linkage categories, or should I just write it and ramble aimlessly let it flow like normal, ooooh decisions decisions.....
Ummmmm.....

Right, got it, I will........ break it down (not like MC Hammer) I mean break it down into linkage style categories.

Title, Pic and content.

Title: Relates to what I'm doing on Friday, getting on a train (woohoo)...(no, that's not meant to be a train noise)...(it was me sarcastically displaying excitement) in itself not a big thing, its just that given the likelihood of snow and the inability of the UK to cope with it (well parts of the UK) means that all/any given train is liable to be late or cancelled, typical the one day I want to go on one.

Pic: Double link, obviously it links to the content (snow) it also links to the title, which is the opening line of a song (The Gasman Cometh) and as you can see shows a happy gasman (in the snow lol)

Content: I told you already, are you not paying attention, snow is the content and my impending train journey, I adore the snow I really do I just hate the effect it “can” have on transport, for no apparent reason, if it were really deep etc etc then fair enough, but even when it isn't it seems to cause problems....... stopped moaning now, going to go to sleep lol

Tinkering not Tim Kring

I was looking for a suitable (or not) image/pic to accompany this “2nd post “ of the weekend when I saw the one above...... I don't normally make one for a normal run of the mill post so big but I absolutely adore that pic so have decided to be a little extravagant and go large.............On with the post then............

It wont be big one (the post not the pic).....(already ascertained the pic is)..... the post wont be though, just a quickie, well, relatively so, for me I mean.

Yes, I have had a little tinker, only a small one but there will no doubt be more (at some point) changed my background colour (simply done) and also “fiddled” while Rome burned with my blog title box thingmebobwotsit, just need to find a way of moving the profile bit up a tad if I can, still it will keep me busy :-)

Oh yeah, afore I gosy, I know very little about Tim Kring (may have a read up now lol) but I do know he is the writer behind that most wonderful of televisual treats (in my opinion) Heroes, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it..... yes, I do like that particular program a little bit :-)

Forgive me father......

…. for it has been 2 weeks since my last post, I say 2 weeks, I of course mean 14 days, I say 14 days I of course mea... I will stop that now before it all becomes far too silly far too soon.

Two weeks eh, crikey, who would have thought it, I should really go into minute (reminds me of a terribly corny joke that I will come to in a minute) detail about the past two weeks shouldn't I, its ok, I'm not going to, all pretty much same old same old really.
So, this corny joke.... here goes..... A man walks into a pub with a small amphibian on his shoulder and asks for a pint, the bar man says “that's an unusual creature what do you call him” (pointing at the man's shoulder) the man replies “I call him tiny” “tiny” says the bar man, why tiny” the man ordering a pint replies “ I call him tiny because he's my newt.

See, see, now you see don't you, now you know, now its all clear, this is why I haven't posted for ages, I'm trying to spare you (the dear reader)...(if you still exist lol) the pain and trauma of ploughing through my inane drivel and nonsense so frequently, at least if its a bi-weekly post its less painful for you.

Actually, thinking about it (I do think sometimes you know, it hurts but I do it) I'm not going to go bi-weekly.... (that could actually mean twice in a week, or every two weeks, shall I use fortnightly... ummmm..... no..... I will stick to that as I have started now) I will not say it will be more than that or less, the next post will arrive when it gets here, if its too painful ploughing through this more than bi-weekly then so be it, close your eyes as you read or something, I do as I'm typing it, but then you probably already suspected that..... very superstitious, writing's on the wall (slipped into a bit of Stevie Wonder then sorry, bought to you by the letter S apparently) when I say I slipped into a bit of a Stevie Wonder I don't mean, I'll move on (that really would be bi-weekly lol) also I didn't mention or slip into a Stevie lyric because I had mentioned keeping your/my eyes closed, unless subconsciously, funny thing the mind, I say funny, its not really is it, well it probably is, I cant go over it now (something for the revisit list) as I need to go eat, funny thing the tummy..................
 



Some section of this post will be revisited at some time (maybe 10 past 10) but
probably not, but at some time in the future (possibly) who knows...........