I have forgotten how to do it....

It's been so long since my last post I have forgotten what you I have to do, mind you, to be fair, I don't think I ever knew, as the pic suggests writing nonsense is fine, I always mange to do that quite adequately (note the understatement) but writing a blog post, I don't know, where does one start.

I guess I should strart by explaining why its been sooooooo long since I posted, ummmm, well, its like this, “stuff” has been happening and more “stuff" is ongoing and other “stuff” is just there in the ether, floating about, waiting to happen, so yes, I have been busy. Why else, let me think..... the weather, that’s it, the weather has made it difficult for me to post anything, oh and the student protests, they have made it difficult too and the kettling, I do love a cuppa so anything kettle related is bound to confuse me, then there is the “wiki leaks” stuff, or is it leeks, where an angry Welshman snitches via a website on his friends for the way they grow/things they do with their national vegetable (its symbolic you know) see, lots has prevented me from posting.

That is all immaterial now though as I am posting, not sure how many posting days before Christmas, not that it matters as nothing will get delivered (apparently) but this post will definitely be posted before the 25th, probably within half hour or so actually, once I have finished rambling (no, not walking, in this weather, with no kettle and students revolting everywhere, plus the leaks/leeks to worry about, I'm not going out, no no no)

Well I will tomorrow, I have to, its a work thing, going to be ridiculously hectic tomorrow too, predominantly as its the last day people can flock to buildings and part with cash to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus, or should I say, to buy crap they don’t need (nor does the recipient of said crap) because its “that” time of year. So as a result the roads and all journeys made on them will be hideous, especially as there is some white stuff on the ground and the whole area grinds to a halt.

Anyway, on a more positive note, the price of everything has gone up while my wages have been frozen, oops, I said positive didn’t I, silly me.

Believe it or not, the Earth isn't flat, it really isn't, you can sail all the way round it, you don’t just get to the edge of the horizon and fall off, into some strange netherworld, I sidetracked myself than, ooooh a feather just flew up my nose, well it didn’t fly, it wasn’t attached to a bird, it more drifted than flew, got a tickly nose now, sidetracked again, what I was trying to say is, believe it or not I am in a REALLY good mood, I know it seems like I am in a grouchy grumpy moany mood as all I have done is moan, but I'm a happy bunny, which is nice.

Afore I go (to the strange netherworld at the edge of the horizon) or more likely to put the kettle on (for tea, not controlling angry students) I should place a link in this here post, I am sure (but really can't be mithered to check) … (bit of homework for the dear reader if boredom sets in maybe) I have posted it and mentioned it before, funnily enough it was probably around this time last year, give or take a week or so, more take than give, as give would be after Christmas so its less likely.

What, what is it, its a link, didn't I say, but where, where is it, its there, beneath this line of words

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Ok, what, what is it, well, its only my most favouritest Christmas song ever, EVER EVER

Off now, not like bad food, just like going, innit bruv..................


PS Fingers crossed for a nice looking table on Monday :-)