Sporadically Littered

Firstly I must quickly say that the picture accompanying this post is a little creepy, I probably should have said before anyone saw it, oh well, never mind :-)

I guess some may not find it that way at all, but I think there is something about it that a little unnerving, could be the boy's large eye, could be many things in fact, I was looking for a pic related to frustration and came across it, as soon as I saw it I thought, yep, that's the one............

So why frustration, well I am STILL without laptop (as previously mentioned) hence the title of the post, because for now (and bloomin ages prior to now) my posts (and any internet activity) is very much sporadically littered.

Unlike all that imaginary ash in the sky that has bought the UK to a standstill, I say imaginary, obviously its not, its just that I have seen nothing of it at all in the air (yes I know I'm not hundreds of feet in the sky) but apparently some have reported it much lower, nor have I on the ground, so to me its imaginary, if it cant see it, it doesn't exist, the world is flat and if I cover my eyes and cant see you it means you cant see me, simples.

Before I vanish (cant be on here long as the people that look after me here and keep me safe don't like me touching the buttons too much, apparently it might cause me to get electrickery in my body and it isn't mine to touch) I want to share a link with you, a link to a BBC article, a link to a BBC article that made me laugh, I laugh a lot now, when I can I share it, when I can use the magical box in the corner and get on the interweb...............................

Freshly ground what

Thats naughty, I'm telling................