Mummy phoned the Doctor

          and the Doctor said, no more monkeys on your bed!

OK, that's not strictly true, he didn't say that at all (not this time) he said no more monkeys JUMPING on your bed actually, according to this he said bouncing on your bed, either way beds and monkeys are involved so its not all bad, I love my bed (see earlier post) and monkeys, well, they are cool, aren't they?

I didn't intend to start my first post in over 11 days like that, it just happened, I can do little about it now, so I have to push on regardless.

So this Doctor, he didn't say any of that, believe it or not I was messing about, he actually said "you need a holiday" so I took one, a post holiday, hence not posting for so long, I had a cold and that's what he told me to do so I did, after all, if the Doctor says so then it must be so, right? Bit like Simon says I guess, except my Dr isn't called Simon, nor did my mother ring him, in fact I didn't even see him, I made all that up too, what am I like eh.........

I did have a cold, that bits true, the rest, well, poetic licence I think they call it, educated folk I mean, people like me wot is from Gypsy stock call it bull***t, innit.

Not that I am, from Gypsy stock, I don't think, wouldn't matter if I were, nowt wrong with that, Frankie the Fish (another earlier post) was and he was/is a cracking guy, he would gladly crack... actually I wont expand on that, I was going to, but it can wait until I revisit the post lol, Moscow.